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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.

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