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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

Bob Hope

I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble

The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.

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