My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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