You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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