England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
BOB HOPEThe old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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