If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEFailure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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