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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.

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