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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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