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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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