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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

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