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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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