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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Bob Hope

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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