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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

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