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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf

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