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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

Bob Hope

Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six

It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.

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