There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEIt’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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