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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television

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