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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

Bob Hope

Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.

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