I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPEI’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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