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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’

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