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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous

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