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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

Bob Hope

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play

We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.

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