The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Leaders are made through discipline, training, experience, failure, and the desire to continually improve.
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Through the Rosary the faithful receive abundant grace, as though from the very hands of the Mother of the Redeemer.
POPE JOHN PAUL II -
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I love the feeling of being anonymous in a city I’ve never been before.
BILL BRYSON