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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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