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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

Bob Hope

US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.

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