Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
BOB HOPEShe said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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