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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.

Bob Hope

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot

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