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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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