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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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