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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

Bob Hope

As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.

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