You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEOn one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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