Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEOn one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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