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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Bob Hope

All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One

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