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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Italian
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

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