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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.

Bob Hope

When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.

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