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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.

Bob Hope

She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand

Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.

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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.

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