Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEThe good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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