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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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