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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPE

Course Golf Wounded
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Littles
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
BOB HOPE

Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life

I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.

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