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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.

Bob Hope

I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Live Shoot
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
BOB HOPE

Singing Sweet Trying
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPE

Animal Running White
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Invested Sweater
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPE

Country Day Every Get Over People
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPE

Book Funny Reading
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPE

Country Kind Line Money One People
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPE

Gun Makeup Men Spray
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
BOB HOPE

Braves Family Kid Players
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPE

Country Kissing Lazy Love People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous Old
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPE

Careers Dying Line One
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPE

Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPE

Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry

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