Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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