A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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