There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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