University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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