Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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