It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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