As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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