Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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