Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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