Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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