Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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