The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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