No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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