Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDA sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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