When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDA lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDA never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDThere is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDBoys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD