Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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