Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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