Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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