You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
GEORGE BURNSI smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
More George Burns Quotes
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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