When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now – I’m booked.
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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