Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
GEORGE BURNSActing is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
More George Burns Quotes
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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