Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask.
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My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
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