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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
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I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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I met the surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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Cat Cover Kept Me Play Sandbox Up
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
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Breast Fed Friend Like Me Mover never Only She Told
My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
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