I was a high school throw-out.
ALAN KINGI always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
More Alan King Quotes
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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