As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
ALAN KINGI always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
More Alan King Quotes
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One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, ‘It’s a little cloudy.’ I took the tube from her and said, ‘Let me run it through again,’ and drank it. The nurse fainted.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
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I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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