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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.

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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Father Help Leave Not True
An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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Always Big Consider End Failure Line Old Socialist Unionist
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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Alive Current Funny Keep Yourself
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Bed Eat Favorite Out Saturday Spend Sport Television Watch Way
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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Apple Every Gave Hospital Juice Morning
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Charm Humor Rhythm Soul
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Atom Think Expense Great Humor Someone Something
Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Better Salami Sex Slice Thickly
My son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
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Ability Audience Comedy Identity never Say Son Story Tell
It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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Anyone Food Friendship Imagine Interest Last Like More Someone
As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Better Father Parent
I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Give Interview Know Poor Start Until
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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Brother College Cut Him Member Nail Physician Surgeon Youngest
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Ate Clean Good House Kept Mother

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