Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
More Alan King Quotes
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Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex.
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When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even.
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I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy.
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I was a high school throw-out.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Comedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
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And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody?
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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