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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
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Alive Current Funny Keep Yourself
When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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All Birthday Celebrate Everybody Father Kid Tell Tree Use
As life’s pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs.
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My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
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Book Love Marriage Read Separate Two Want
The ability to absorb a book and make someone else’s words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
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Ability Absorb Book Else Exactly Make Someone Stage Story Word
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Charm Humor Rhythm Soul
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Get Good Know Look Old People Tell
It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Allow Being Comeback Easy Father
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Fight Keep Marriage Nature Stranger Way
We get the worrywart, the hypochondriac, the money-grubbing miser, the intractable negotiator…
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Grub Hypochondriac Miser Money Worrywart
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good.
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Ate Clean Good House Kept Mother
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I’m going to have for dinner or I can’t get through the day.
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Day Decide Dinner Go Morning Through
Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
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Difficult Face Funny Go Let Offend Worry

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