My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
ALAN KING
If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That’s what the trees are all about.
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I just never saw my mother in any other room but the kitchen. There were always pots going.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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