If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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