My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
ADAM CAROLLAI don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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