I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’d never hurt another person.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn’t imagine it.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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