I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
ADAM CAROLLAI could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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