You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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