Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
ADAM CAROLLAJunior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
-
-
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
ADAM CAROLLA -
I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
ADAM CAROLLA -
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
ADAM CAROLLA -
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
ADAM CAROLLA -
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
ADAM CAROLLA -
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I know everything because I know nothing.
ADAM CAROLLA -
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
ADAM CAROLLA -
That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
ADAM CAROLLA -
That’s the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can’t pursue your dream till you’re 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
ADAM CAROLLA -
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
ADAM CAROLLA






