I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAI guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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Screw guilt — I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn’t bother me. I’m an atheist!
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I’m harmless. I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you’re that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you’re going to be sorely disappointed.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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