I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
ADAM CAROLLAPeople have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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All TV is, is really: ‘Don’t you want to be this, aren’t you glad you’re not that.’ There’s nothing really in the middle.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can’t afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I get depressed at airports.
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