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Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.

Adam Carolla

When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Excitement Express Knowledge Radio Show Yourself
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Bigger Commercial Funny Humor Maxi Nice Pad Visual
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Blue Collar Doofus Guy Valley
The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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Adage Believe Grossly Overrated Yourself
The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
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Boom Fast Next Podcast Radio Segment Thing Very
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Acclimate Anything Funny Kid
This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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Circumstance Gay Glider Hate Pomp Star Terrorist
I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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Advertise Good Ice Cream Pie Thinking
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Feel Free Higher Pay Tax
I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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Architecture Car Dirty Hammer Money Stuff Wanted
I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Admit God Know Law Other Same Way World
Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Back Believe Build Door Job Overwhelming Stand Stuff
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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Ability Assess Honest Honestly Important More Something Working
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Aisle Feeling Land Side Thing Views
That’s an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone… forever?
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Forever Funny Humor Interesting Philosophical Question

Here’s what you know: you know when you’re getting laid, and you know when it’s all over. Those are the only two things you’re aware of.

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