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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.

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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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