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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.

Adam Carolla

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Chick Dude Funny More Reason Why
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work
I know everything because I know nothing.
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Everything Know Nothing Aware Truth
I’m a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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Blue Collar Doofus Guy Valley
I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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All Artistic Different Favorite Podcasting Radio Script
What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Common Sense Fist Hand Lawyer Sanitizer
It’s funny when you’re a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Acclimate Anything Funny Kid
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Dumb People Stuff Stupid Successful
We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Asian Black Hispanic Straight Together White Working
People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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College Look People Smart White
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Daughter Issue Love Mother Much Women
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Compelling Good Host Podcast
If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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Absolutely Ever Funny Humor Idea Relationship
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn’t have to be between Thai and Mexican every night.
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Call Dish Giving Head Hungarian Night Paprikash Sorry World
Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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Bed Difficulty Honestly Kind Relaxing Stuff
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Check Up Doctor Funny Health Heapatist Humor Taste

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