I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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The believe-in-yourself adage is grossly overrated.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I’m just gonna tell her, “Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.”
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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