A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
ADAM CAROLLAI want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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No, I had not read any other comedian’s book. Not that I don’t enjoy other comedians; I’m just not a reader.
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Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
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Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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