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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.

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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you’ll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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If my blond lab Molly was the size of T-Rex, that would just mean more kibble, more work for the gardener in the backyard, and a harder time moving her to my wife’s side of the bed at night.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much. Some people do. It takes a certain breed of cat. .
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